Because the last one is out of date, here's a new stats meme.


Name: Uchiha Sasuke

Date of Birth: July 23rd.

Age: Sixteen.

Height: 5'5" still taller than Naruto HA

Weight: 115 pounds. OH MY GOD EAT A SANDWICH

Blood Type: AB

Eyes: Dark, dark brown/black. When the Sharingan is activated, his iris changes to red.

Hair: Dark, dark navy/black. It looks like a goddamn duck's ass.

Medical Information: Presumably normal human that has undergone shinobi strength and chakra training. His family bloodline could be yakked about, but basically! Sasuke stands the chance of going blind if he abuses the next stage of his sharingan.

Physical Traits: still dresses like a gay pirate Canonly, Sasuke is so fine, he's so fine he blows their minds, hey Sasuke /clap. After being canon-updated in camp, he no longer sports Orochimaru's curse seal.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Sasuke doesn't really care what people talk about so much as he can be annoyed with how persistent they are in speaking to him.

Abilities: Sasuke is able to activate the sharingan, "a special type of pupil condition that naturally occurs in all members of the Uchiha clan," as so delicately phrased by Wiki. The sharingan allows for incredible clarity of vision (read: can follow super fast movement and spot an opponent's
weakness easily) and to allow the user to copy any kind of movement or attack. As of late, his Mangekyo Sharingan allows him to set shit on fire just by looking at it and the flames can't be put out until Sasuke does it himself or they destroy everything in their path. The sharingan also can control demons? Apparently? IDK SASUKE IS A GOD-MODDER.

Sasuke also uses and abuses his clan's unique brand of fire-based jutsus along with the chidori, a lightening-based attack he learned from his previous teacher, and various sword techniques he apparently learned from Orochimaru, because what else would he learn from pedophile other than how to wave something phallic around.

Notes for the Psychics: blah blah avenging his family, pretending he has no friends in camp, denying that he still wubs his big brother.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc? Definitely. Just poke me first.

Maim/Murder/Death: Yes plz! Canon is currently hellbent on making sure its readers know that Sasuke isn't a pushover, just as an FYI.

Cooking: Basic to intermediate level in cooking. He lived by himself for a few years, so he did learn to cook. BACHELOR FOOD A++

Kissing/Hugging: well if you want to get hit, sure

You at least realize we're playing a game, right?

The team that was eaten. You knew them?

Unless you can convince me otherwise, my team will be voting for yours tomorrow evening. Talk.

We should at least get names out of the way.

Do you already know what we are?

Prove it.

You're the only ones I haven't spoken to in the public posts.

Fine, I made the second post. Now you can tell me why.

Just what is this game supposed to be?

SO #CFUDBADFIC HAD A FUN NIGHT.

( Cute little glittery cock. )

Relaticon meme!

Here's how this goes: You comment here with the relationship, and I will give you:

- the one they most enjoy getting
- any (if applicable) they don't like getting
- the most "you" face you have
- and an icon they are surprised you have


Which relationship is with which character (Sasuke, Yuuri, Yuugi, Temari, Snake) and links to icon pages are mucho appreciated. o>

[very deep and poignant description of Sasuke sitting on the far side of the lake away from the main camp and running his fingers over a spot under his collar goes here. biz is tired.]

Results of the I'd Hit That poll!

- Sasuke (morespecial): 26 votes. Decent. 8D
- Yuuri (kingcatcher): 9 votes. B-but he's so innocent! D:
- Temari (strongestuchiwa): 38 votes, making her number eleven and just outside the top ten list. o te-chan ♥ :3

Go here and look through random quotes until you find five that you think reflect who you are or what you believe. This probably turned into "what reflects your character" because I didn't realize I was doing it wrong until I was ready to post. A+


Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.
Jonathan Swift

Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.
George Washington

Movements born in hatred very quickly take on the characteristics of the thing they oppose.
J. S. Habgood

Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.
Hasidic Saying

Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Lois McMaster Bujold

Name: Uchiha Sasuke

Date of Birth: July 23rd.

Age: 16/17.

Height: taller than Naruto ha 5'8"-ish.

Weight: 150lbs. Ish. The next official databook will probably have him grossly
underweight for his appearance, but whateva, that's what he's at here and now.

Blood Type: AB

Eyes: Dark, dark brown. Or black.

Hair: Dark, dark navy. Or black. Again.

Medical Information: Presumably normal human that has undergone shinobi
chakra training -- strong, but not invincible zomg godmodder strong. Even if
he did blow up a demon with just his hand. Um.

Physical Traits: gay pirate White gi, black pants, purple assbow (which has
an official name, but that's what it looks like, I admit it), hair that's spiked like
a waterfowl's butt in the back and a pretty, pretty princess face. All the girls
back in Konoha thought he was hawt stuff, for what it's worth. He also has a
curse seal, bestowed upon him by Orochimaru, chillin' out on his left shoulder.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Sasuke doesn't really care what
people are saying so much as he is annoyed with how persistent they are
in speaking to him. Calling him a weak little worthless fool who is never going
to be strong enough to put even a scratch on Itachi will probably make him
severely hurt you, though.

Abilities: Sasuke is able to activate the sharingan, "a special type of pupil
condition that naturally occurs in all members of the Uchiha clan." It was
phrased so specially that I had to include that. ♥ The sharingan allows for incredible
clarity of vision (read: can follow super fast movement and spot an opponent's
weakness easily) and to allow the user to copy any kind of movement or attack.

Sasuke also uses and abuses his clan's unique brand of fire-based jutsus
along with the chidori, a lightening-based attack he learned from his previous
teacher, and various sword techniques he apparently learned from Orochimaru.
His curse seal, given to him by said pedophile, is apparently made of murderous
enzymes -- o canon ♥ -- and can be called on to make Sasuke transform into
a drag queen extremely powerful, demon-like fighter.

Notes for the Psychics: revenge revenge boredom boredom train train
not a gay pirate -- okay, the last one is a lie, but still.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc? Hellz yeah. Just
poke me first, si vous plait.

Maim/Murder/Death: Again, preze to poke. Canon is currently hellbent on
making sure its readers know that Sasuke isn't a pushover, just as an FYI.

Cooking: Basic to intermediate level in cooking. He lived by himself for a
few years, so he did learn to cook. BACHELOR FOOD A++

Kissing/Hugging: oh dear lord no never

So today is the indescribably wonderful suzume_sparrow's birthday. Without her, campfuckudie wouldn't be half the fun that it's become for me. Has anyone ever told her that we're all infinitely thankful that camp managed to earn her interpretation of Naruto? Because we are. ♥



Excuse
- Even though there shouldn't need to be one. Small (very small, hush) piece of Naruto/Sasuke fanfiction, written to a friend, from a loser friend.


( It's hot. Nearly unbearable. )

hay hay hay guys

As of March 20th, both rokudaimeyo and I are friend-locking all finished and in-progress AUs on both character journals. As already explained by Naruto-mun, someone has been taking our gloriously smutty ohoho scenarios -- even taking direct quotes from the comments -- and including our writing in their fanfiction without permission or a single speck of acknowledgement. We thought our first prodding in their general direction would be enough to stop the Intarweb Plagyrisms, but nothing doing, apparently.

If anyone would like to be added under this lock, please feel free to poke us! It's stupid that one 'tard had to ruin it for the rest of the audience, and while it's probably going to look like I possess a huge-ass ego since I'm having people request permission to see our fangirly porn porn porny work, it's only because we both love sharing our humble efforts at Naruto and Sasuke screwing like rabbits kyaaaa~ entertainment.






"biz you are so gross"
yes i know :(

So bored, so bored, so bored.

Players, audience, goats, etc! You can ask any five questions for any of my three characters (Yuuri, Sasuke, Demyx), even if they're terribly embarassing and weird. ♥ And tell me if it's for IC or OOC, prz.