うちはサスケ (Uchiha Sasuke)

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:02:41 GMT

So Shounen Jump produced an all-cgi episode of Naruto: Nostalgia Flavor and it's basically incredible.

LOOK AT THAT FACE. LOOK AT IT. THE COMPLETE AND UTTER DISPLEASURE AND ANNOYANCE AT THIS BOOBED INCONVENIENCE.

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:43:59 GMT

I HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BY MYSELF.

Stolen from itemsbeingused and hakabana.

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:50:25 GMT

So while genderswitched in CFUW...

[Sasuke] raph
[Sasuke] raph come make fun of Sasuke's knockers
[Raphael] eh
[Itachi] ...
[Raphael] they're nothing special :|a
[Yuuto] Raph's and Kon's harems are pretty much all girls now
[Sasuke] ...
[Yuuto] Girls and Pell.
» Sasuke hates
[Itachi] Raph are mine special?
[Raphael] yes~
[Sasuke] Your breasts may be special, brother.
[Sasuke] But mine...
[Itachi] :3
[Sasuke] are MORE SPECIAL
[Itachi] ...
[Itachi] oh god
[Itachi] sob
[Shinonome] ...
[Yuuto] OMG
[Raphael] asfkbhn
[Sasuke] THANKS FOR THE LEAD-IN BRO
» Shinonome slaps Sasuke around a bit with a large trout
[Shiizun[ish]] Ffffffffff
[Itachi] IT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:46:20 GMT

Because the last one is out of date, here's a new stats meme.

Name: Uchiha Sasuke

Date of Birth: July 23rd.

Age: Sixteen.

Height: 5'5" still taller than Naruto HA

Weight: 115 pounds. OH MY GOD EAT A SANDWICH

Blood Type: AB

Eyes: Dark, dark brown/black. When the Sharingan is activated, his iris changes to red.

Hair: Dark, dark navy/black. It looks like a goddamn duck's ass.

Medical Information: Presumably normal human that has undergone shinobi strength and chakra training. His family bloodline could be yakked about, but basically! Sasuke stands the chance of going blind if he abuses the next stage of his sharingan.

Physical Traits: ~~still dresses like a gay pirate~~ Canonly, Sasuke is so fine, he's so fine he blows their minds, hey Sasuke /clap. After being canon-updated in camp, he no longer sports Orochimaru's curse seal.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Sasuke doesn't really care what people talk about so much as he can be annoyed with how persistent they are in speaking to him.

Abilities: Sasuke is able to activate the sharingan, "a special type of pupil condition that naturally occurs in all members of the Uchiha clan," as so delicately phrased by Wiki. The sharingan allows for incredible clarity of vision (read: can follow super fast movement and spot an opponent's
weakness easily) and to allow the user to copy any kind of movement or attack. As of late, his Mangekyo Sharingan allows him to set shit on fire just by looking at it and the flames can't be put out until Sasuke does it himself or they destroy everything in their path. The sharingan also can control demons? Apparently? IDK SASUKE IS A GOD-MODDER.

Sasuke also uses and abuses his clan's unique brand of fire-based jutsus along with the chidori, a lightening-based attack he learned from his previous teacher, and various sword techniques he apparently learned from Orochimaru, because what else would he learn from pedophile other than how to wave something phallic around.

Notes for the Psychics: blah blah avenging his family, pretending he has no friends in camp, denying that he still wubs his big brother.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc? Definitely. Just poke me first.

Maim/Murder/Death: Yes plz! Canon is currently hellbent on making sure its readers know that Sasuke isn't a pushover, just as an FYI.

Cooking: Basic to intermediate level in cooking. He lived by himself for a few years, so he did learn to cook. BACHELOR FOOD A++

Kissing/Hugging: well if you want to get hit, sure

CFUW: June 2009, Zuko and Onirigi.

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:30:38 GMT

You at least realize we're playing a game, right?

CFUW: January 2009, open to England and Prussia.

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:43:55 GMT

The team that was eaten. You knew them?

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 05:33:34 GMT

Unless you can convince me otherwise, my team will be voting for yours tomorrow evening. Talk.

CFUW: January 2009.

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:56:22 GMT

We should at least get names out of the way.

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:27:38 GMT

Do you already know what we are?

CFUW: October edition. Yamamoto, Gokudera.

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:56:12 GMT

Prove it.

CFUW: October edition. Firo, Kaiji, and Riku's team.

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:03:39 GMT

You're the only ones I haven't spoken to in the public posts.

CFUW: October edition (second post).

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:29:41 GMT

Fine, I made the second post. Now you can tell me why.

CFUW: October edition.

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:16:34 GMT

Just what is this game supposed to be?

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:17:35 GMT

SO #CFUDBADFIC HAD A FUN NIGHT.

I NEVER DO MEMES but this one sounds neat.

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:25:24 GMT

Relaticon meme!

Here's how this goes: You comment here with the relationship, and I will give you:

- the one they most enjoy getting
- any (if applicable) they don't like getting
- the most "you" face you have
- and an icon they are surprised you have

Which relationship is with which character (Sasuke, Yuuri, Yuugi, Temari, Snake) and links to icon pages are mucho appreciated. o>

okay this is just plain awesome

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 04:01:38 GMT

[Uchiha update, up to chapter 402.]

Sat, 31 May 2008 02:29:43 GMT

[very deep and poignant description of Sasuke sitting on the far side of the lake away from the main camp and running his fingers over a spot under his collar goes here. biz is tired.]

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:34:47 GMT

Results of the I'd Hit That poll!

- Sasuke (morespecial): 26 votes. Decent. 8D
- Yuuri (kingcatcher): 9 votes. B-but he's so innocent! D:
- Temari (strongestuchiwa): 38 votes, making her number eleven and just outside the top ten list. o te-chan ♥ :3

Thu, 24 May 2007 03:33:40 GMT

Go here and look through random quotes until you find five that you think reflect who you are or what you believe. This probably turned into "what reflects your character" because I didn't realize I was doing it wrong until I was ready to post. A+

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.
Jonathan Swift

Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.
George Washington

Movements born in hatred very quickly take on the characteristics of the thing they oppose.
J. S. Habgood

Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.
Hasidic Saying

Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Lois McMaster Bujold

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:23:32 GMT

Name: Uchiha Sasuke

Date of Birth: July 23rd.

Age: 16/17.

Height: ~~taller than Naruto ha~~ 5'8"-ish.

Weight: 150lbs. Ish. The next official databook will probably have him grossly
underweight for his appearance, but whateva, that's what he's at here and now.

Blood Type: AB

Eyes: Dark, dark brown. Or black.

Hair: Dark, dark navy. Or black. Again.

Medical Information: Presumably normal human that has undergone shinobi
chakra training -- strong, but not invincible zomg godmodder strong. Even if
he did blow up a demon with just his hand. Um.

Physical Traits: ~~gay pirate~~ White gi, black pants, purple assbow (which has
an official name, but that's what it looks like, I admit it), hair that's spiked like
a waterfowl's butt in the back and a pretty, pretty princess face. All the girls
back in Konoha thought he was hawt stuff, for what it's worth. He also has a
curse seal, bestowed upon him by Orochimaru, chillin' out on his left shoulder.

What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Sasuke doesn't really care what
people are saying so much as he is annoyed with how persistent they are
in speaking to him. Calling him a weak little worthless fool who is never going
to be strong enough to put even a scratch on Itachi will probably make him
severely hurt you, though.

Abilities: Sasuke is able to activate the sharingan, "a special type of pupil
condition that naturally occurs in all members of the Uchiha clan." It was
phrased so specially that I had to include that. ♥ The sharingan allows for incredible
clarity of vision (read: can follow super fast movement and spot an opponent's
weakness easily) and to allow the user to copy any kind of movement or attack.

Sasuke also uses and abuses his clan's unique brand of fire-based jutsus
along with the chidori, a lightening-based attack he learned from his previous
teacher, and various sword techniques he apparently learned from Orochimaru.
His curse seal, given to him by said pedophile, is apparently made of murderous
enzymes -- o canon ♥ -- and can be called on to make Sasuke transform into
a ~~drag queen~~ extremely powerful, demon-like fighter.

Notes for the Psychics: revenge revenge boredom boredom train train
not a gay pirate -- okay, the last one is a lie, but still.

Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc? Hellz yeah. Just
poke me first, si vous plait.

Maim/Murder/Death: Again, preze to poke. Canon is currently hellbent on
making sure its readers know that Sasuke isn't a pushover, just as an FYI.

Cooking: Basic to intermediate level in cooking. He lived by himself for a
few years, so he did learn to cook. BACHELOR FOOD A++

Kissing/Hugging: oh dear lord no never

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:05:24 GMT

So today is the indescribably wonderful suzume_sparrow's birthday. Without her, campfuckudie wouldn't be half the fun that it's become for me. Has anyone ever told her that we're all infinitely thankful that camp managed to earn her interpretation of Naruto? Because we are. ♥

Excuse
- Even though there shouldn't need to be one. Small (very small, hush) piece of Naruto/Sasuke fanfiction, written to a friend, from a ~~loser~~ friend.

The steam from the running water is already filling the room, clouding the cracked mirror above the sink and forming small beads against the stained walls of the shower. The air is thick and damp, a rising mist that weighs the both of them down and makes each breath a struggle, every intake drawn out and sounding choked.

Naruto stopped having feeling in his arms ten minutes ago. The pinch of nails digging into his shoulder have dulled into a light ache, but the bastard could be sticking knives into him for all he cared, Naruto still wouldn't move. Pins and needles wracking his arms, he keeps a tight hold around the others waist while shifting over to reach the shower dial, twisting it up again.

It's hot. Nearly unbearable. Steam is rising off their bodies as they keep pressed tight against each other, and Naruto can feel it every time that Sasuke's breathing falters, and they both know it sounds the exact same as his. Every exhale between them is muddled, sounding labored and tight; there is no difference.

And so Naruto has finally found a way to let Sasuke cry.

yeah i know you were expecting porn but hush

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:00:39 GMT

hay hay hay guys

As of March 20th, both rokudaimeyo and I are friend-locking all finished and in-progress AUs on both character journals. As already explained by Naruto-mun, someone has been taking our gloriously smutty ohoho scenarios -- even taking direct quotes from the comments -- and including our writing in their fanfiction without permission or a single speck of acknowledgement. We thought our first prodding in their general direction would be enough to stop the Intarweb Plagyrisms, but nothing doing, apparently.

If anyone would like to be added under this lock, please feel free to poke us! It's stupid that one 'tard had to ruin it for the rest of the audience, and while it's probably going to look like I possess a huge-ass ego since I'm having people request permission to see our fangirly porn porn porny work, it's only because we both love sharing our humble efforts at Naruto and Sasuke screwing like rabbits kyaaaa~ entertainment.

"biz you are so gross"
yes i know :(

five things meme~

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:11:58 GMT

So bored, so bored, so bored.

Players, audience, goats, etc! You can ask any five questions for any of my three characters (Yuuri, Sasuke, Demyx), even if they're terribly embarassing and weird. ♥ And tell me if it's for IC or OOC, prz.

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:28:11 GMT

TYPE C

You scored 41 imagination, 37 confidence, 54 dominance, and 45 generosity!

You are a TRADITIONAL, SHY, DOMINANT lover who prefers to GIVE.

This means that:

You like relatively no frills simple sex, that is basic rather than kinky. You're quite happy in bed without the need for any fetishes to spice things up, you're electric enough on your own. Who needs more than your naked body? Why put you in a Nurses outfit when they can see you in nothing? You might try the odd fantasy out, but overall you like sex at it's most raw, impulsive, and animalistic, rather than planned and turned into a complicated act.

You can be a little shy in bed, so maybe this means that you'd prefer to have sex in the dark, or maybe just that you have all sorts of naughty ideas bubbling under the surface but can't quite work up the confidence to speak about most of them. Sometimes it takes you a while to speak up about what you like, and you aren't very confident in your talents but I bet your lovers would say otherwise, I'm sure your sweet nature is far more welcome than egotistical boasting.

You tend to be dominant in bed, so you prefer to be the one giving the orders than taking them. Maybe you like the power, or just like controlling the pace, perhaps your partner likes to be dominanted, or maybe you get a kick out of the whole master/slave relationship, it could be something as small as liking to be on top during sex and tie up your lover to tease them, or it could be as kinky as them having to ask your permission to do anything at all. Either way, you are firm and you enjoy it!

You prefer to give than receive. This makes you a very unselfish lover, devoted to the needs of your partner rather than your own. You get your pleasure from seeing them get theirs, you are a model sex partner. I'm sure plenty of people would love to have someone like you in bed with them! Remember though that if your partner gets pleasure from returning the favour it's okay to let them, they might love giving as much as you do!

WE SUGGEST YOU TRY:
Sex Toys, introduce a few of these into your normal routine to discover a little bit more about your likes and dislikes. If you already have them but keep them to yourself, try sharing them with your partner to find out more about each other. They can be fun in teasing a someone who has been tied up, and we're sure you'll enjoy finding new ways to thrill that lover of yours. Don't be shy, give it a try!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on imagination
You scored higher than 99% on confidence
You scored higher than 99% on dominance
You scored higher than 99% on generosity

Link: The What's your sexual style? Test written by lu-mina on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:24:30 GMT

うちは サスケ (Uchiha Sasuke)